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some overdue kofi comms I really liked

Posted at 1:32 PM on Jun 29, 2023 with 247 notes
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laloslayamanca:

we need to start being annoying the same way blue eyed people have been annoying for years. my eyes are coffee brown with a hint of olive and earthy soil, but on rainy days they become, like, more wood brown? you know like king arthur’s table i guess? if you look at them in the sunlight they become almost golden though so it’s really hard to pin them down haha. yeah no it’s crazy i was just born like this i guess

Posted at 6:27 PM on Jun 23, 2023 with 46,543 notes
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spiribia:

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the game’s commentary is so profound

Posted at 6:06 PM on Jun 23, 2023 with 13,652 notes
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despazito:

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apparently computers do dream of electric sheep

I’m glad that my hard drive dying got 79k funnyman points

Posted at 5:58 PM on Jun 19, 2023 with 157,973 notes
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Posted at 7:21 AM on Jun 19, 2023 with 24,244 notes
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raguna-blade:

prokopetz:

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I’m pretty on board with the headcanon that what Link gets out of being the bearer of the Triforce of Courage is the power of being a video game protagonist, but I genuinely can’t decide whether it would be funnier if he’s 100% aware of how much bullshit his everything is, or if he honestly doesn’t realise.

Like, does he know that normal people can’t recover from life-threatening wounds in a matter of minutes by drinking a jar of really good soup? It’s the sort of thing you’d assume would be obvious just from being around other human beings, and yet.

The fact that Breath of the Wild Link’s laser-parrying trick is something that only works for him is made explicit in the dialogue, so presumably he’s at least aware that it’s exceptional, but does he understand that it’s complete bullshit, or does he think it’s just a skill issue?

Link: No, that’s fair, if I fuck up the timing I have to eat a laser to the chest and that is, understandably, extremely painful, so I don’t recommend you practice this unless you’re really confident about your timing.

Random Guard:…Link people die if they take those to the chest.

Link: I mean you should be angling yourself, i’m not saying to just let your sternum take a whole blow, to just take it square, that’s a terrible idea

Random Guard: It explodes rocks.

Link: You have armor for a reason my guy.

Random Guard: …

Link: If it helps, drinking some fire resist potions has proven to be moderately effective for me.

Random Guard: The Ones you apply to your skin?

Link: What

Random Guard: What

Posted at 7:13 AM on Jun 19, 2023 with 23,554 notes
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mapsontheweb:

Map depicting which US States legally consider Pluto a planet.

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You know what that is a good law

Posted at 11:55 PM on Jun 18, 2023 with 59,616 notes
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#things that make me want to visit the adler again

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zarla-s:

life is hard for a heavy, it’s hard and no one understands

(inspired by this post)

[patreon]

Posted at 7:07 PM on Jun 16, 2023 with 1,492 notes
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chillgamesh-the-swing:

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inb4 schism over whether to cite the original page numbering from mspaintadventures.com or the revised numbers currently accessible on homestuck.com causes 300 years of holy war

Posted at 8:53 PM on Jun 15, 2023 with 27,805 notes
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Posted at 8:56 PM on May 12, 2023 with 131,883 notes
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disgustedorite:

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YO I WAS JUST READING A THREAD ABOUT THIS PERSON WHO TRIED TO TRACK DOWN THE ORIGINAL IMAGE OF HEROBRINE AND COULDN’T FIND IT, BUT HE FOUND SOMETHING ELSE

Then we made a Discovery. Something that shook our understanding of Herobrine.  He wasn’t the first.  Something noticed was the fact there was other names for Herobrine — obviously “HIM”, but also “Dead Notch”, but the most interesting…  …is “White Eyes”. pic.twitter.com/Zydvil2OSz  — Ossilia Flawol - The Portal Lore Master (@OssyFlawol) May 12, 2023ALT
We found a thread dated to August 1st, 2010, talking about White Eyes.  — Ossilia Flawol - The Portal Lore Master (@OssyFlawol) May 12, 2023ALT
pic.twitter.com/obKtojLsFO  — Ossilia Flawol - The Portal Lore Master (@OssyFlawol) May 12, 2023ALT
White Eyes is the original form Herobrine took, and even more importantly — White Eyes was referred to with *feminine* pronouns, and was not a white eyed Steve. pic.twitter.com/ecveB9qIpw  — Ossilia Flawol - The Portal Lore Master (@OssyFlawol) May 12, 2023ALT

HEROBRINE WAS FORMERLY FEMALE?????

HEROBRINE TRANS!!??!????!?

Posted at 5:01 AM on May 12, 2023 with 19,153 notes
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androdragynous:

chocouniversa:

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portal coffee shop au but glados is a vindictive keurig

What is Wheatley then

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he’s a cash register and chell wishes this Smart Restaurant trend would end

Posted at 2:10 PM on Apr 21, 2023 with 23,053 notes
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miravariable:

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made a Dunsparce linocut print to match Dudunsparce!

Posted at 5:51 AM on Apr 19, 2023 with 103 notes
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yu-gi-oh-slavia:

lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

fun fact about languages: a linguist who was studying aboriginal languages of Australia finally managed to track down a native speaker of the Mbabaram language in the 60s for his research. they talked a bit and he started by asking for the Mbabaram word for basic nouns. They went back and forth before he asked for the word for “dog” The man replied “dog” They had a bit of a “who’s on first” moment before realizing that, by complete coincidence,  Mbabaram and English both have the exact same word for dog.

on a similar note, a traditional Ojibwe greeting is “Nanaboozhoo” so when the French first landed in southern Canada they thought that they were saying “Bonjour!” Which is fucking wild to think about. Imagine crossing the ocean and the first people you meet in months somehow speak French. 

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Posted at 6:03 AM on Apr 17, 2023 with 91,764 notes
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Posted at 5:50 AM on Apr 17, 2023 with 126,863 notes
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